Relationship zones.
El Silvero: 11/30: William Barfee Practices Spelling in the Mirror
Every morning,
after I put on my glasses
but before my mom picks out the perfect
shirt-and-tie combo for me to ruin
in a spill of mud and clumsiness,
the spelling bee in my head begins again.Your word is power.
My parents say the chronic congestion
will clear up in the next few years,
that…
Sorry I didn’t post anything yesterday. I was busy marrying my Scottish lady-love.
To everyone who donated, I cannot thank you enough.
… because I literally couldn’t have done it without you. (literally)
I have never been this happy, so that’s one hell of a thank you I’m trying to make here.
Thankyouthankyouthankyou.
If you donated to my wedding fund and you want to jump up and down with me virtually, please send me an email.
If you’re feeling terrible about not donating because all of a sudden you realize you’re one of those jaded modern youths that don’t feel joy or sorrow or anything except hunger and maybe a cramp from sneering, you can help us pay for visa/moving costs (which are way more expensive than weddings) here.
If you had no idea why the donate button was there in the first place, watch this.
If you just want to say “OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS HOLY SHIT WTF AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” you can just reply to this post. I read all the comments on every post because I have no life and because they make me smile.
If you need nice rings for your own wedding, I recommend this gal and this guy.
If you are having chest pains, call 911. (Can you Skype 911? Might be easier.)
If you only care about sassy lemurs and gibbering chickens, ATIAC will return on Friday, April 13th, 2012.
… which is three days after my wedding.
La la la la la.
“In observance of Easter, I feel like I’ve been dead for three days.”
Blash, 2012
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Song: Starships by Nicki Minaj
It’s a Hit
- The peppy, guitar-driven beginning that drives so many Katy Perry summer anthems.
- This intro is not immediately followed by Katy Perry’s voice which, at this point, I think we’re all bit tired of.
- Crazy Nicki gets a chance to play with Super Bass Nicki - everyone wins.
- Literal instructions to put our “hand up, and touch the sky”, a command that NEVER fails.
- The “higher than a motha-” part is really quite brilliant.
- Shades of Britney and her “Till the World Ends” unchorus of “Oh oh oh oh’s” - if you’re gonna steal, steal from the best.
- Has potential to stick around until summer and become the perfect “windows down, volume up” party jam of 2012.
It’s Shit
- Still unsure what happens after the “higher than a motha-” part - it’s like every dance breakdown of the past few years got stuck in a tornado. A tornado made of fire. I don’t know yet what to make of it - I want to love it, sometimes hate it, and think I probably need to be ~*drunk in the clurb*~ to understand it.
- Might actually be three songs in one. Not entirely sure.
Verdict: 7/10, It’s a Hit
THIS IS WHY I HATE BUYING CLOTHES AT FOREVER 21. I MEAN, YEAH, THEY’RE SUPER CHEAP BUT YOU WASH THEM ONCE AND YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO THROW THEM AWAY.
Big ups to Oscar Berander for being the first person to tweet this video of our new Honda commercial! For all of our long time fans, this is a great time to introduce your friends to the band, so don’t be shy! Blog it, Facebook it, tweet it, write an old fashioned letter about it, or even get really, REALLY old school and just talk to your real live friends about it. We really appreciate all your support. We started this band years ago with word of mouth, and have been lucky enough to get this far. We love and appreciate you all, and are always sincerely grateful for the support.
Much love,
-M
